How to approach a female

How to approach a woman (human female for the nerds) is the most difficult task to do when you want to meet her.
It's not easy and it's a nightmare to most guys.
Why?
Because they fear they would fail at it or even are afraid to be ridiculed by her.
Worry not, Noah has got the answer to all your prayers about how to approach a female, I doubt someone would pray for this issue, but I liked the way it sounded when writing this post.

• I call this method the "school boy" method.

School boy is a character in the movie "Rambo 4".
If you didn't watch Rambo 4, I feel sorry for you and I personally think that you shouldn't call yourself a real guy unless you do it.
Here is a link to get it: RamboSchool boy was a sniper in that movie, he was very precise and very intelligent with his moves.
This is the reason why I called this method the school boy technique.
Well, to approach a female is to simply think like a sniper, in other words: you need to watch your target from a far distance and then find the right occasion to approach.
Why do most guys fail at approaching?
Because they will approach fifteen females a day and they will get rejected many times.
It's also because they are going to approach "any" woman.
A sniper will first select his target before doing anything.
First, you will need to find stuff your target needs to have, for example, the females I like to approach are aged between nineteen and thirty six, they are brunets, they are tall, they are very sociable, they look very feminine, they must be well dressed, I don't like females that are "very stylish" and surrounded by lots of dudes ….
Well, you get the idea; you will need first to be very selective and to know what your target must have in order for you to approach her.

• Next, you have to have a good tool to approach a female.

In Rambo 4, school boy had a big sniper rifle; I think it was a .50 caliber, huge, he couldn't miss.
In your case, your tool is your outer looks, you need to be good looking, you need to think of yourself a "chick magnet", you need to look at yourself in the mirror and be frank with yourself:
What will a woman like about me?
Whatever you feel in your outer appearance is acting as a block to your success with females, change it.
To get a better idea about the issue of looking great to females, I suggest you read this article of mine about the same issue.
1. So, you have got the attitude, the looks, now, it's time to have a look about the bullet, ohhh, sorry, I got carried away by the rifle thing, I mean what you will need to say to approach a female successfully.
What you are going to say must be: BSFM
What a stupid acronym for brief, stupid, funny and manly!
By the way, if you can get a better acronym, please share it in a comment, big rewards awaits you.
· Brief: it needs not to be lengthy or original
· Stupid: it should not be highly meaningful and very intelligent (most guys think that they have to say something very original, I don't agree, women aren't in a kind of competition where they need to grade you)
· Funny: anything boring will work against you
· Manly: don't be shy when you say it to her, instead, impose yourself and have a firm body language.
A great example of this BSFM is funny stupid jokes.
A friend of mine once approached a female and simply asked her:
"Why did the monkey fall?"
She was looking strangely at him and then he told her:
"Because he was dead, silly"
And he shined a very big stupid smile at her.
She couldn't resist him and started laughing historically.
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Of course, his body language was great and manly.
As an exercise, I suggest you ask one of your small brothers or someone's small brother or son to share with you his stock of childish jokes, they will be a great investment and this would answer your question: how to approach a female.